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---Why Airsoft is better than sex--------------------
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You don't need to buy someone flowers to play airsoft.
Airsoft can last all day (or even all weekend).
You can smoke and play airsoft at the same time.
You can play airsoft with your friends.
The more people that turn up to airsoft, the better.
You'll get up early in the morning to play airsoft.
You can play airsoft with your clothes on.
You don't feel guilty after playing airsoft.
It's possible to be good at airsoft.
In airsoft, the size of your gun does not matter.
Just because you have played airsoft with someone doesn't mean you have to get married/move in together.
After you've played airsoft, you can brag to your mates and no-one will mind.
Airsoft is better if your girlfriend/wife/husband/boyfriend is not around.
After you've played airsoft, you don't have to go to sleep in a wet spot.
After playing airsoft, it is possible to be immediately looking forward to doing it again.
In airsoft, hiding in bushes is normal.
It's okay to wear socks when playing airsoft.
It's possible to play airsoft with just a pistol.
You can play airsoft with your clothes on.
You can't get pregnant from playing airsoft.
You don't need to fall asleep or go to the lavatory after each airsoft game.
If you are ugly, you can play airsoft without a paper bag over your head.
You can wear combat gear during airsoft without being laughed at.
It is legal to take pictures of you playing airsoft and publish them.
You can play airsoft games one after another.
In airsoft, using smoke grenades helps.
In airsoft, you can reload in seconds.
It's possible to play airsoft without making rash promises/statements.
It doesn't matter if your mom finds out you have been reading airsoft magazines.
You can play airsoft at any time of the month.
You don't have to pretend to like the people you are playing airsoft with.
It's very rare that you have to stop playing airsoft to answer the phone/door.
If you have to stop playing airsoft half-way through a game due to injury, you will get sympathy from the other players.
You don't have to clean your teeth before playing airsoft.
You will remember the people you play airsoft with for years to come.
You will respect the people you have played airsoft with in the morning.
You can explain to your children what airsoft is without getting embarrassed.
You can explain to your children what airsoft is without finding out they are better informed that you.
You can list airsoft as one of your hobbies on a job application form.


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